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“Ladies, you down for a good time to party with one of the top rated running backs in the NFL? You ready for fine food, expensive drinks, the promise of an unforgettable night, and more? You a fan of the Buffalo Bills- hey, where are you going? Why are you slamming the door in my fa-“ – A more realistic orgy invite held by a Buffalo Bills player
Buffalo Bills running back LeSean McCoy posted this marvelous little flyer via Instagram on Thursday afternoon, prompting Twitter to implode with jokes (rightfully so):
Those women who responded to the invite were told to email the party promoter a head shot and link to their social media accounts in order to be put on the list to attend this party held at an undisclosed location. Once accepted, the lucky ladies must then sign a confidentiality agreement.
Yeah, chances are this party isn’t going to be a secluded viewing of the uncut version of "The Ten Commandments".
The post has since been removed, mainly because the invite included an image of McCoy’s floating head along with the Bills’ logo. It must be mentioned that this sex fest… bible study… er… party(?) will be in McCoy’s old stomping ground of Philadelphia. So naturally, we composed a list of what most gentle Eagle fans who happen to live in that area might want to do instead of attend an event held by their traded former RB:
*Listen to Kenny G while babysitting Rosemary’s baby
*Take a bubble bath in acid
*Debate counterterrorism with a three-year old toddler
*Dry hump a cactus
McCoy has yet to even play a single game with the Bills, yet he’s already on his way to rubbing his new bosses the wrong way by publicly advertising their symbol on his invite. The Bills have since issued a statement obtained by ESPN:
“We have reached out to LeSean and informed him that players are not permitted to use team marks for personal use without prior permission from the team.”
Ugh, you ruin everything, Bills.
